presidential brows
by krissy
happy president’s day! our list of the top 5 presidential brows.
#5. abraham lincoln
bold. black. hazelnut. lincoln kept his brows the way i like my coffee (<—-that is a lie. i actually put a ton of cream & sugar in my coffee). lincoln’s brows are such a prominent feature that you can even see them on the penny. the penny! have you any idea how small a penny is?!
(it’s even smaller than this)
#4. gerald ford
ford is able to pull off that super avant-garde, high fashion trend of bleached eyebrows. throw on some shiny lipstick & you’ve got yourself an alexander mcqueen (rip) show.
#3. william mckinley
“i make serious faces.”
#2. andrew jackson
andrew jackson’s eyebrows look crazy, crazy, crazy. perhaps they looked a little less gigantic & squiggly in real life, but i suppose we will never know as andrew jackson was invented before the camera was. there are only 3 other living entities in this world that have brows that compare to jackson’s. one is that guy whose name i can’t remember, but i’m pretty sure he’s in fashion or maybe a journalist. he kind of looks like this guy (2/3):
& third, schnauzers!
#1. john quincy adams
starring marlene dietrich in “the john quincy adams story”
