brow raising news stories of the week
once upon a time, there was an average girl, who lived in an expensive nyc apartment, desperate for a good meal. so she joined a popular online dating service to help “feed” her desire for a lavish lifestyle. then announced it to the world in a major interview on businessinsider.com. call her a gold digger all you want, but can you blame her…rent is expensive in this city!
everyone’s favorite baldwin, alec gets kicked off an american airlines flight this week due to an extreme addiction to apple’s, words with friends, as well as a serious issue with temper tantrums. just when america think he’s going to apologize for his toddler-like behavior, he takes it even further by not only continuing to offend AA, but throwing greyhound under the bus - no pun intended.
herman cain finally drops out of the presidential race this week amid consistent allegations of sexual harassment, as well as a 13-year affair, which he bizarrely refers to as a “friendship.” a friendship - of which his wife had no idea about!
lastly & probably most importantly (if you’re 12 years old & reading this that is), selena gomez sparks engagement rumors with bieber after strutting a faux engagement ring in mexico this week. at 19 years old, i’m going to hope this is just a promise ring to “love each other eternally” aka 1 year max by hollywood’s standards.
